I found it… absolutely impossible… to… read this book… because… the heroine Lupita would not… manage… one coherent piece… of… dialogue.

I know… that Barbara Cartland’s heroines… are frequently breathy… to the point of… sheer incoherence… but this… is… torture…

Seriously… I am not… kidding… it is… unbearable….

Absolutely… one… to… skip…